It isn't that I've had a horribly boring life, it's that too much has happened to me to be put into a 250 word/character bit of information.
Sure, there's that ordinary stuff like being born, growing up, marriage, and babies. But how do I explain starving and almost dying as an infant? Being adopted by the most strong willed mother ever-who literally saved my life and refused to have me put away. Who's going to believe a bio that tells of how I broke my leg at my grandfather's wedding and was transported back to where we lived in a hearse? Although I really would have loved to see the look on the faces of the people at the hospital when the hearse came to drop a body off instead of picking it up! Just how does one say all this in a limited number of words?